eldiablogato666 asked:
Can I just be a polygamist and a magician so I can make all the nisekoi girls real and marry all of them
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captaincrunchmakesmebleed answered:
I think they’d all end up turning yandere and killing each other off until you’d have a “Best Girl” decided by gladiatorial-style combat.
#teamchitoge
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled
you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!
Attack on Christmas
Flying through the air
On some maneuver gear
All the here we go
Cowering in fear
Ha ha ha ha
The ground is turning red
All my friends are dead
And now I’m trying to climb this wall
With TITANS up ahead
OH
JINGLE BELLS REINER SMELLS
ANNIE RAN AWAY
MARCO DIED
ARMIN CRIED
AND LEVI ALL THE WAY
HEY
Not all Americans:
• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee
All Americans:
• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR
• HAVE A PET EAGLE
This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and I don’t have A pet Eagle. I have 13, one for each of the original colonies, as do all True Americans.
imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century
Wow
What if the exes were all previous incarnations of you and the immortal’s been dating all of them in the hopes of getting you to remember your first life when you originally met them.
I smell a novel
Attack on Christmas
Flying through the air
On some maneuver gear
All the here we go
Cowering in fear
Ha ha ha ha
The ground is turning red
All my friends are dead
And now I’m trying to climb this wall
With TITANS up ahead
OH
JINGLE BELLS REINER SMELLS
ANNIE RAN AWAY
MARCO DIED
ARMIN CRIED
AND LEVI ALL THE WAY
HEY
This is the song of our people.
beautiful.
- robber: hey give me all ur money
- me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money
- robber: ok
- robber: oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back
- me: no im not a dick who robs people
- roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
Woman (in mirror) // La Dispute
All the motions of ordinary love
All the weight it can hold when you say one name
All the motions of ordinary love
They grow and change
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